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ARE YA READY, KIDS?
Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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* OHH... *

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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Kids: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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Captain: * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *

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Kids: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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Captain: * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH *

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Kids: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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Captain: * THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

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Kids: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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Captain: * READY? *

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All: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *

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Captain: * SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS *

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[*...]

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[SNORING]

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UNACCEPTABLE!

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PEARL!

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MY FRIENDS'LL BE HERE IN 20
MINUTES FOR MY SLUMBER PARTY

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AND YOU'RE LAYING AROUND IN
YOUR TIGHTY-NO-LONGER-WHITIES.

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A MAN WORKS HARD
ALL WEEK TO KEEP
HIS PANTS OFF ALL WEEKEND.

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IF YOU TRUSTED ME,
YOU WOULD LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT.

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[LAUGHING]

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YOU MADE CORK RINDS
COME OUT ME NOSE.

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DAD.

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LOOK, I'LL STAY UPSTAIRS
IN ME ROOM AND NOT INTERRUPT.

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YOU PROMISE?

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I PROMISE.

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GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.

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[LAUGHING]

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GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE.

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DAD!

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OH, HI, PUMPKIN.

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I WAS JUST SETTING OUT
REFRESHMENTS FOR YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS.

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Pearl: CRACKERS AND TAP WATER?

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YOU ARE THE CHEAPEST CRAB ALIVE.

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NOW, DON'T SAY THAT.

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HERE, WOULD YOUR FRIENDS
LIKE SOME PIZZA?

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WELL, YEAH.

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YEAH, WE WOULD.

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OK, YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR ALLOWANCE EARLY.

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Pearl: KETCHUP?

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Mr. Krabs: SEE?

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YOU PUT IT ON THE CRACKERS

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[AFFECTED ITALIAN ACCENT]:
AND MAMA MIA, YOU GOT
ONE SPICY PIZZA PIE.

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MM... MM?

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OK, OK, I'M GOING.

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[KNOCKING]

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OH!

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[LAUGHING]

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THEY'RE HERE.

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HI.

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[KNOCKING]

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* DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO *

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DAD!

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JUST PUTTING UP THE HOUSE RULES.

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Pearl: NO DANCING.

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NO LOUD MUSIC AFTER 7:30.

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NO TOUCHING
THE ROOT BEER CELLAR.

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AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
OF ALL, NO BOYS ALLOWED.

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ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?

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[DOOR SLAMMING]

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SWEETIE?

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YOU ACCIDENTALLY
LOCKED THE DOOR.

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YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK
IN THIS HOUSE UNTIL AFTER
MY SLUMBER PARTY IS OVER.

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[GASPING]

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THIS IS MUTINY!

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Pearl: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?

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TAKE AWAY MY ALLOWANCE?

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HERE YOU GO.

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OPEN THIS DOOR, OR I'LL...

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[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

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YOU WANT TO STAY HERE,
AT MY HOUSE, WITH ME?

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WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOY?

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YAY-HEY!

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SLUMBER PARTY!

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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
SLEEP UNDER THE HIGHWAY.

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WE CAN STAY UP REALLY,
REALLY LATE, AND TELL
GHOST STORIES, AND TRADE SOCKS.

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IS THAT WHAT GIRLS
DO AT SLUMBER PARTIES?

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NO.

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THEY INVITE BOYS OVER
AND DESTROY THE HOUSE.

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THEY WHAT?

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YOU KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE.

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UH, SPONGEBOB?

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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT GIRLS?

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[LAUGHING]

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DO I KNOW ANY...

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NO, BUT GARY DOES.

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[MEOWING]

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Man: We now return
to tonight's scary movie,
"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."

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[MAN GROWLING]

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Girl: Pillow fight.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Girl: That tickles!

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Missed me.

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[GASPING]

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LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING
TO THAT MAN'S HOUSE.

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MR. KRABS, IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.

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QUIET, BOY.

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Girl: Boys are here.

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Hi, girls.

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I brought my
destructive friends.

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Boy: Nice to meet you.

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Boy: Hah, destroying other
people's possessions is fun!

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[SCREAMING]

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TURN IT OFF!

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TURN IT OFF!

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I CAN'T TAKE IT!

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[WHIMPERING]
I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE SCARY PART YET.

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Mr. Krabs: I SAID, TURN IT OFF!

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GOSH, MR. KRABS, I NEVER KNEW
YOU WERE SCARED OF ZOMBIES.

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NOT ZOMBIES, YOU BARNACLE BRAIN.

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TEENAGERS.

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ZOMBIE TEENAGERS?

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NO!

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PEARL AND HER NO-GOOD FRIENDS.

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THEY'RE PROBABLY DESTROYING
ME HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

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LIKE THIS.

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[GRUNTING]

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"I DON'T CARE.

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IT'S NOT MINE.

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OH, LOOK.

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ONE OF THE HOMEOWNER'S
MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS.

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LA-DI-DA."

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MR. KRABS?

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"OOH, THIS'LL BE FUN TO DESTROY.

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WHEE!"

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NOW DO YOU GET IT, BOY?

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OH, I DO, MR. KRABS.

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IT MUST BE HORRIBLE
TO INVITE PEOPLE INTO YOUR HOME

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AND HAVE THEM TREAT
YOUR PROPERTY WITH
SO LITTLE RESPECT.

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THAT'S WHAT TEENAGERS DO.

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DO YOU WANT THIS
TO HAPPEN TO MY HOUSE?

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GOSH, NO, MR. KRABS.

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THEN GET INTO PEARL'S PARTY
AND FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

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LEAVE IT TO ME, MR. K.

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I'VE GOT THE PERFECT DISGUISE.

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[*...]
[LAUGHTER...]

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[KNOCKING]

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HELLO.

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HI, I'M HERE FOR
THE SLUMBER PARTY.

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DO I KNOW YOU?

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MY NAME IS, UM,
"GIRLIE TEENGIRL."

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UH-HUH.

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AND I JUST MOVED HERE
FROM, UM, "FARAWAYVILLE."

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I KNOW IT'S YOU,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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[SCREAMING]

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YOU WERE SENT TO SPY
ON ME BY MY DAD.

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GET HIM, GIRLS!

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[SCREAMING]

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[CRYING]

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I AM SO MOVING
BACK TO FARAWAYVILLE.

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WHO THE HECK IS THAT?

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I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE IS UGLY.

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NOW TO PUT ON THAT DISGUISE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

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TADA!

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HUH, HUH?

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HUH?

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YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND, BOY.

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[KNOCKING]

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SpongeBob: PIZZA DELIVERY.

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WE DIDN'T ORDER ANY PIZZA.

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YOU DIDN'T?

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SPONGEBOB, TELL 'EM
IT'S FROM ME.

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SpongeBob: YOUR DAD SENT IT.

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IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR.

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[DOOR CREAKING]

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I'D SOONER BELIEVE SPACE ALIENS
SENT ME A FREE PIZZA BEFORE
I'D BELIEVE MY DAD WOULD.

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NOW, WHO ARE YOU?

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UM, UH...

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HEY!

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[BIRD CHIRPING]

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Pearl: SPONGEBOB!

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THEY'RE ON TO US, MR. KRABS!

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DRIVE!

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RIGHT, BOY!

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[PANTING]

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I WANTED TO COME
WITH YOU, MR. KRABS.

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Pearl: GET HIM!

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[SCREAMING]

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OH, BIG SURPRISE.

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DAD WAS TOO CHEAP
TO BUY REAL PIZZA.

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Mr. Krabs: WHAT'S TAKING
SPONGEBOB SO LONG?

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I'M GETTING TIRED
OF LOOKING THROUGH HIS STUFF.

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[KNOCKING]

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HELLO?

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PIZZA.

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I'M SORRY, MR. KRABS.

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I FAILED YOU.

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I KNOW, SON.

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OW, MR. KRABS, THAT'S MY EYE.

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[GAGGING]

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AND IT'S ICE COLD TOO.

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YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN BACK HERE
IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS.

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[*...]

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[KNOCKING]

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WHO IS IT?

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PIANO REPAIR MAN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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OK, WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

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MR. KRABS, IT'S WORKING.

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HAVE IT BACK BY TOMORROW, OK?

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MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE THEM
ALONE, MR. KRABS.

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THEY SEEM PRETTY TRUSTWORTHY.

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Mr. Krabs: YOU GET INTO
THAT PARTY OR YOU'RE FIRED.

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YES, MR. KRABS.

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WHOEVER COULD IT BE THIS TIME?

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SpongeBob: IT'S ME,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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CAN WE TALK, PEARL?

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WHALE TO SPONGE?

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HOLD THE BOILING OIL.

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[ALL MUTTERING]

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, SPONGEBOB?

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OH, PLEASE LET ME
STAY AT YOUR PARTY.

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OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

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NO.

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GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
WHY I CAN'T STAY.

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I CAN GIVE YOU
100 MILLION BILLION REASONS.

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YEESH, I ONLY ASKED FOR ONE.

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REASON NUMBER ONE:
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DAD.

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REALLY?

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Pearl: A NO-GOOD, DRIED-UP,
OLD FUDDY-DUDDY.

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SO IF I PROVE I'M FUN,
CAN I STAY?

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SURE, SPONGEBOB.

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IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE THE MOST
FUN PERSON ON THE PLANET
IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS

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YOU CAN STAY.

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I ONLY NEED EIGHT.

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WHOO!

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PARTY!

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CRANK IT UP!

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Pearl: FIVE SECONDS.

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THESE OLD NEWSPAPERS
ARE CONFETTI IN FUN HANDS.

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WHOO!

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I'M ALLERGIC TO NEWSPRINT.

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[GROANING]

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TWO SECONDS.

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[LAUGHING]

247
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[CRASHING]

248
00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:48,433
OK, OK, I GOT TO ADMIT.

249
00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,133
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN.

250
00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,467
I THINK HE'S HURT.

251
00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:52,900
HE'S NOT HURT.

252
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,267
[SPONGEBOB GROANING]

253
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,633
SEE?

254
00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,700
MAYBE HE'S A ZOMBIE.

255
00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,900
IF HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE
AND EATS MY BRAIN

256
00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:02,500
I'M TOTALLY NOT GOING
TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.

257
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,800
OOH, MR. KRABS'S
ROOT BEER CELLAR.

258
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:06,467
FUN!

259
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:19,433
[SPONGEBOB GURGLING]

260
00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,867
Man: We now return to
"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."

261
00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,767
Ah, a zombie.

262
00:09:23,967 --> 00:09:25,333
[GROWLING]

263
00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:27,500
THIS MOVIE ISN'T ALL THAT SCARY.

264
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,600
YEAH, THAT ZOMBIE
LOOKS TOTALLY FAKE.

265
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,800
[CREAKING]

266
00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:32,767
[GASPING]

267
00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:39,600
[GURGLING]

268
00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,200
[GURGLING]: PARTY.

269
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,533
[SCREAMING]

270
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,067
ZOMBIE!

271
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,833
[GURGLING...]

272
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,900
[SCREAMING]

273
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,800
ZOMBIE JUICE!

274
00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:53,900
[SCREAMING]

275
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,167
RUN!

276
00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:57,167
[SCREAMING]

277
00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,867
[SPONGEBOB GURGLING...]

278
00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,533
[SCREAMING...]

279
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:07,000
[GURGLING]: WHO WANTS TO DANCE?

280
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,967
NO, I ALREADY HAVE
A ZOMBIE BOYFRIEND.

281
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:15,667
[GURGLING]: LET'S BOOGIE.

282
00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:21,233
[SCREAMING...]

283
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:27,067
WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S TOUPEE
IS GOING ON HERE?

284
00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,333
[GASPING]

285
00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,667
[SCREAMING]

286
00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,933
ME KNICKKNACKS!

287
00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,267
[SCREAMING]

288
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,800
ME ROOT BEER!

289
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,967
ME PILE OF OLD NEWSPAPERS.

290
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,867
[SOBBING]

291
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,367
I WAS MAYBE GONNA
READ THEM SOMEDAY.

292
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:44,433
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TRUSTED YOU.

293
00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,433
TRUSTED ME?

294
00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:49,633
YOUR EMPLOYEE DESTROYED
THIS HOUSE.

295
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,933
THE ONLY BOY AT THE PARTY.

296
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,900
SPONGEBOB?

297
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,500
WELL, MR. KRABS,
YOU KNOW HOW BOYS ARE.

298
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,633
[CHUCKLING]

299
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,467
OW!

300
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:03,233
IT'S YOUR FAULT MY PARTY
IS RUINED, AND ALL MY FRIENDS
HAVE ZOMBIE SHOCK SYNDROME.

301
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,367
I'M TOO PRETTY TO BE A ZOMBIE.

302
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:11,067
WE WERE FINE WITH A NICE,
SIMPLE SLUMBER PARTY,
BUT NOW, IT'S GONNA COST YOU.

303
00:11:11,267 --> 00:11:12,833
COST ME WHAT?

304
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,733
MONEY.

305
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,267
Mr. Krabs: NO...!

306
00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:19,233
[GENERAL CONVERSATION...]

307
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:21,333
Pearl: EVERYONE HAVING
A GOOD TIME?

308
00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:23,600
All: YEAH!

309
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,367
WELL, YOU CAN ALL THANK MY DAD
FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE.

310
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,233
THANK YOU, DADDY.

311
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:31,133
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

312
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,567
YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE!

313
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:38,367
OH, THIS IS SO EXPENSIVE.

314
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,933
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
ANY CLOSER, SIR.

315
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,367
MR. KRABS, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.

316
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,933
[GROANING]

317
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,467
A MUG OF ICE COLD ROOT BEER.

318
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,400
NO, SPONGEBOB, THAT DOESN'T
CHEER ME UP AT ALL.

319
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:59,067
[*...]

320
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,067
[FOGHORN BLOWING]

321
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:10,367
BIKINI BOTTOM PET SHOW TODAY.

322
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:11,933
GOOD THING I PUT
THOSE NOTES THERE.

323
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,567
OTHERWISE, I COULD'VE FORGOTTEN.

324
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,500
AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT

325
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:20,700
'CAUSE THE BIKINI BOTTOM
PET SHOW IS WHERE YOU GOT TO GO
TO SEE THE BEST PETS IN TOWN.

326
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,267
NOT THAT ANY OTHER PETS STAND
A CHANCE AGAINST MY BUDDY GARY.

327
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:27,867
HE'S THE BESTEST PET
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

328
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,867
LOVE YOU, "GAR-BEAR."

329
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,433
WHOA!

330
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:33,900
THE SHOW STARTS IN AN HOUR.

331
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,067
HEY, "GAR," TIME TO...

332
00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:36,333
GARY?

333
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,500
[GROANING]

334
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,667
GARY.

335
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:39,833
GARY.

336
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,067
GARY.

337
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,267
GARY.

338
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:44,433
Looks like another beautiful day
here in Bikini Bottom.

339
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,600
Huh?

340
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,767
Gary.

341
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:47,933
[GASPING]

342
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,300
GARY.

343
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,567
OH, HIYA, SQUIDWARD.

344
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:51,833
[SCREAMING]

345
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,067
[GROANING]

346
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,167
GARY.

347
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,333
GARY?

348
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,767
GARY.

349
00:12:56,967 --> 00:13:00,567
GARY, THERE YOU ARE.

350
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,100
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
WHEN TODAY IS THE DAY

351
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,567
WE GET TO SHOW EVERYONE ELSE
YOU'RE THE BEST PET
IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

352
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,100
NOW FOR A QUICK CHECKLIST.

353
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,467
LET'S SEE.

354
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,600
EYE STALK REFLEXES?

355
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,900
CHECK.

356
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:12,367
SLIME VISCOSITY.

357
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,833
HI, SQUIDWARD.

358
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:29,733
READY.

359
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:36,533
HI AGAIN, SQUIDWARD.

360
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,667
HELLO.

361
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,800
CHECK.

362
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,767
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
A QUICK UNDERCARRIAGE CHECK.

363
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,133
[GROWLING]

364
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,800
WHOA, OK.

365
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,067
MAYBE WE'D BETTER SKIP THAT ONE.

366
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,500
LET'S SEE.

367
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,433
YEP, THAT ABOUT DOES IT.

368
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,967
[SQUEALING]

369
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,433
SpongeBob: IT'S OK, BUDDY.

370
00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:00,267
I'LL CARRY YOUR SHELL.

371
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,067
[DOGS BARKING]

372
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,633
STAND UP STRAIGHT.

373
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:09,467
POSTURE IS EVERYTHING
IN APPEARANCE.

374
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:13,233
ROLL OVER.

375
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:16,433
YOUR NEWLY-TRIMMED HAIRSTYLES
HIGHLIGHT YOUR REGALITY.

376
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,667
HUH.

377
00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:20,667
PEOPLE SURE SEEM TO TREAT
THEIR PETS DIFFERENTLY HERE.

378
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,267
Man: THAT'S A GOOD BOY, FOOFY.

379
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,567
LOOK AT YOUR LUXURIOUS MANE.

380
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,833
EVERY SELF-RESPECTING
SNAIL HAS ONE.

381
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,500
LUXURIOUS MANE?

382
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,800
[MEOWING]

383
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,200
AH, YES.

384
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,500
HOW COULD I FORGET?

385
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,067
ACCESSORIES.

386
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,600
YOUR DIAMOND-STUDDED LEASH.

387
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,200
I ALWAYS USE AN OLD ROPE.

388
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,800
GUESS THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

389
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:45,667
OF COURSE, THERE'S THE CHERRY
ON THE BEAUTY CAKE,
THE GLOSSY, PAINTED SHELL.

390
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:50,067
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
WELL-MAINTAINED ORAL HYGIENE.

391
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,600
JUST LOOK AT YOUR PEARLY WHITES.

392
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,767
UH, GARY?

393
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,833
[MEOWING]

394
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,767
ANYWAY, WE'D BEST
RUN ALONG, FOOFS.

395
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,400
YOUR PEDICURE IS
IN HALF AN HOUR.

396
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,633
PEDICURE?

397
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,567
[SIGHING]

398
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,733
I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW MUCH WENT INTO THIS.

399
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,767
[MEOWING]

400
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,067
OH, DON'T BE SO
PROTECTIVE OF ME, GARY.

401
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,933
I KNOW I'VE BEEN
A HORRIBLE PARENT,
BUT NO LONGER.

402
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:18,067
FROM THIS MOMENT ON FORTH,
I VOW TO GIVE MY GARY
THE UTMOST IN EMPTY FRIVOLITY

403
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,267
TO LIVE BY THE STANDARDS
OF SNAIL GROOMING
SET FORTH BY THAT GUY.

404
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,500
WHAT'S UP?

405
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,567
NO, NOT YOU.

406
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,067
OK.

407
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,667
ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING.

408
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,533
WE GOT TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

409
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:31,833
[GARY MEOWING]

410
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,300
HOLD STILL, GARY.

411
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,667
[GARY HISSING]

412
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,200
COME ON, BUDDY.

413
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,167
AH, THERE.

414
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,667
OH, YOU'RE LIKE
A LITTLE, CUDDLY PRESENT.

415
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,900
[LAUGHING]

416
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,467
[MEOWING]

417
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,367
AND THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.

418
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,767
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PAINT.

419
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,567
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

420
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,400
GARY, WAIT.

421
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,567
WE GOT TO GO BACK
TO THE PET SHOW.

422
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,433
[MEOWING]

423
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:01,433
BECAUSE WE HAVE GOT TO SHOW
THOSE OTHER PETS THAT WE ARE
JUST AS FANCY AS THEY ARE.

424
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,067
[SPITTING]

425
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,733
OH, COME ON, GARY.

426
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,333
DON'T BE THIS WAY.

427
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,867
I'M DOING IT FOR YOU, NOT ME.

428
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,200
[MEOWING]

429
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,333
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
TO HEAR, BECAUSE NOW,
I CAN BRING THIS OUT.

430
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:18,500
YOUR VERY OWN STUDDED COLLAR,
WITH TWO ROWS OF DIAMONDS.

431
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,867
HERE, TRY IT ON.

432
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,500
NOW LET'S GET BACK
OUT THERE AND KNOCK 'EM
OUT OF THEIR SHELLS.

433
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,867
[MEOWING]

434
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,233
HEY, SPONGEBOB.

435
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,300
WHAT YOU DOING?

436
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,700
PATRICK, I'M SO GLAD
YOU JUST HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.

437
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,167
[WHISPERING]: HELP ME.

438
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:31,567
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

439
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:36,967
[MEOWING]

440
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,800
[HISSING]

441
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,800
GARY, STOP IT.

442
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,433
I'M ONLY DOING THIS
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

443
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:46,967
GARY, LOOK.

444
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,300
IT'S HIM.

445
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,833
COME NOW, FOOF.

446
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,167
KEEP YOUR TAIL UP, UP, UP.

447
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:53,600
SpongeBob: HELLO!

448
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,800
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.

449
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,067
JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR OPINION
ON MY SNAIL GARY.

450
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,500
[LAUGHING]

451
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,800
MY BOY, YOU DON'T SEEM
TO GET IT, DO YOU?

452
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:07,433
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO PROVE YOUR PET'S BEAUTY:
BY WINNING THE PET CONTEST.

453
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:12,067
BUT I WOULDN'T BOTHER,
SEEING AS HOW FOOFY AND I HAVE
WON FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

454
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,167
[LAUGHING]

455
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,800
OH, WELL, ENOUGH MINGLING
WITH THE COMMON FOLK.

456
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,133
LET'S GO WIN OUR MEDAL, FOOF.

457
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,700
THIS IS IT, GARY.

458
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,233
THIS IS OUR TIME TO SHINE.

459
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,533
WOW, PATRICK.

460
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:33,067
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF PET
LOVING GOING ON HERE TODAY.

461
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:36,233
YEAH, YOU AND GARY
DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.

462
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:40,233
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
BUT ALL NON-PET OWNERS
MUST REMAIN BEHIND THIS ROPE.

463
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,600
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

464
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,267
I'M ALL ALONE BEHIND THIS ROPE.

465
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:47,867
PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.

466
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,667
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SPONGEBOB.

467
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,667
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ALONE
BEHIND THE RED ROPE.

468
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,700
[SOBBING]

469
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,767
DON'T WORRY, GARY.

470
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,733
HE'LL BE BACK IN TIME
TO SEE US WIN FIRST PLACE.

471
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:02,833
NOW, LET'S GO SCOPE OUT
THE COMPETITION.

472
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,333
THERE IT IS, MRS. SQUIGGLES.

473
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:08,167
YOUR NEW HAIRDO.

474
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,600
THERE YOU GO, MUFFSIES.

475
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,833
OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?

476
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,700
[MEOWING]

477
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:14,967
[GASPING]

478
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,067
POOR MUFFSIES.

479
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,067
THOSE SHADES SLIPPED RIGHT OFF
YOUR LITTLE EYES.

480
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,233
LUCKILY, I BROUGHT
AN EXTRA, SMALLER PAIR.

481
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,333
[GROANING]

482
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,433
[GROWLING]

483
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,100
HUH, MAYBE YOU NEED
SOME SHADES, HUH, GAR?

484
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,300
[GARY GROWLING]

485
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,167
SILLY BOY.

486
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,700
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO EAT THE LEASH.

487
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,200
COME ON, BUDDY.

488
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,967
NOW LET'S TRY THIS CAPE.

489
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,867
[SIGHING]

490
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,133
BOY, THESE PETS
ARE GUSSIED UP TODAY.

491
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,433
[GROWLING]

492
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,633
MAYBE I NEED
A TOP HAT OR SOMETHING
TO CLASS IT UP A BIT.

493
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,167
GARY?

494
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,067
OH, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

495
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,267
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR COLLAR WAS LOOSE.

496
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,133
[GROANING]

497
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,400
NOW LET'S GO GET
THAT TOP HAT, BUDDY.

498
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,700
[GROWLING]

499
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,200
[GROANING]

500
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,667
THERE YOU GO.

501
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,600
[MEOWING]

502
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,567
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.

503
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:13,300
AH-HA.

504
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,233
DECENT STALK LENGTH.

505
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,767
OOH, GOOD HINGE ACTION.

506
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,800
AH, FOOFY.

507
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,467
EXCELLENT BROW STRETCH.

508
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,633
WELL-DEFINED EYELID CAPILLARIES.

509
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,200
FOOFY IS LOOKING
AS GOOD AS EVER, CHARLES.

510
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,067
WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.

511
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,333
OK, LET'S HAVE
A LOOK-SEE, SHALL WE?

512
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:38,900
AH, YES.

513
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,367
GOOD SPACING ON THE LARYNX.

514
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:42,967
NICE GASTRIC CHAMBER.

515
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,933
ALL WITHIN BREED DESCRIPTION.

516
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,933
IT'S IN THE BAG.

517
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:49,500
NOW IF WE COULD JUST
CHECK THE UNDERCARRIAGE.

518
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,400
[SCREAMING]

519
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,167
[GASPING]

520
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,100
GARY, NO!

521
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,933
GARY, YOU SPIT HIM
OUT RIGHT NOW.

522
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,400
I'M SORRY.

523
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,933
HE USUALLY ONLY BITES ME.

524
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:07,467
[MEOWING AND SQUEAKING...]

525
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,067
[OTHER PETS MEOWING AND
SQUEAKING IN AGREEMENT...]

526
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,067
MUFFSIES, YOU LOOK ANGRY.

527
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,000
[CREATURES GROWLING]

528
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,733
WHAT'S GOING ON?

529
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,700
[GROWLING]

530
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,467
WHAT A HIDEOUS DISPLAY.

531
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,833
AT LEAST I KNOW YOU'D NEVER
BEHAVE LIKE ALL THESE HEATHENS,
RIGHT, FOOFY?

532
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,367
[GROWLING...]

533
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,667
FOOFY?

534
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,133
FOOFY!

535
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,700
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

536
00:20:55,900 --> 00:21:00,067
[SQUEAKING]

537
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,500
[GROWLING...]

538
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,633
NO, MUFFSIES.

539
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:06,900
NO!

540
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,633
[SCREAMING]

541
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,667
NO, WAIT, WAIT.

542
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,533
[SCREAMING]

543
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:19,467
[YOWLING]

544
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,300
[SCREAMING]

545
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,300
[ALL GROWLING AND SQUEAKING]

546
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,067
FOOFY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

547
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,467
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

548
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,400
DOES ANYONE SPEAK SNAIL?

549
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,900
I SPEAK A LITTLE BIT, SIR.

550
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,800
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

551
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:39,067
THEY'RE SAYING, OWNERS, OWNERS,
OWNERS, OWNERS, OWNERS,
OWNERS, OWNERS, OWNERS.

552
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:43,200
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON'T BE THIS WAY.

553
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,067
THEY'RE SAYING THEY DON'T WANT
THIS TYPE OF PAMPERING.

554
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:50,067
THEY WANT TO BE
TREATED AS COMPANIONS,
NOT DRESS-UP DOLLS.

555
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:52,500
THEY DON'T WANT
SCRATCHY OUTFITS.

556
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,233
THEY WANT TO BE SCRATCHED.

557
00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:58,700
THEY ARE PROTESTING
THE INDIGNITY OF WIGS
AND JEWEL-ENCRUSTED COLLARS

558
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:03,567
AND THEY WANT TO BE FREE
FROM SUPERFICIAL AND DEGRADING
PAGEANTS, LIKE THESE.

559
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:06,700
[ALL GROWLING]

560
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,933
YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT
ALL ALONG, WEREN'T YOU, GARY?

561
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,867
[SQUEAKING]

562
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,400
WELL, I WON'T
LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

563
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,300
WELL, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE
THAT THIS YEAR'S
GROOMERS CUP GOES TO...

564
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,200
SPONGEBOB AND HIS WONDERFUL PET.

565
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,133
[APPLAUSE]

566
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,867
DID YOU HEAR THAT, GARY?

567
00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:31,633
THEY'RE REWARDING YOU
FOR STANDING UP AND SPEAKING
OUT AGAINST INJUSTICE.

568
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,533
MAYBE THESE PAGEANTS AREN'T
SO SUPERFICIAL AFTER ALL.

569
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,233
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

570
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:38,567
THE SNAIL DIDN'T WIN.

571
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,967
I WAS REFERRING
TO YOUR OTHER PET.

572
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,233
HE'S SO ADORABLE.

573
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:44,467
WOOF, WOOF.

574
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,233
[PANTING]

575
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:52,967
[*...]

576
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,133
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]